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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MRS
Puns Home
MRS. SWELLERY--What is the matter with my husband, doctor?
PHYSICIAN--Appendicitis, madam.
MRS. S.--I am so glad. I was afraid he might have something
unfashionable.
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Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
What Is The Secret Of Success
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
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