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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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My dear what makes you always yawn
Puns Home
"My dear, what makes you always yawn?"
The wife exclaimed, her temper gone,
"Is home so dull and dreary?"
"Not so, my love," he said, "Not so;
But man and wife are one, you know;
And when alone I'm weary!"
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Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Mrs
Where Are You Working Now
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
He's A Professional Grafter
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
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