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My girl's father is an undertaker
"My girl's father is an undertaker. He has invented an automobile
hearse. Folks are just dying to ride in it."
My friend said the long-coated old man solemnly have you made preparation for the day of judgment
My lord said the foreman of an Irish jury when giving in his verdict we find the man who stole the mare not guilty
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MRS. PENDERGAST (in disgust)--You call these shades alike! Is there anything you can match? MR. PENDERGAST--Yes. Pennies. ...
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MRS. POWELL--"I have such an indulgent husband!" MRS. CAMERON (spitefully)--"Yes, so Justin tells me, but he sometimes indulges too much, doesn't he?" ...
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MRS. LIMBERCHIN--I was so mad last night I couldn't speak. MR. L.--And I was away! Just my luck! ...
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MRS. TILFORD OF SOROSIS--"It must have taken Daniel Webster a long time to compile the dictionary; don't you think so?" TILFORD--"Daniel? You mean Noah, don't you?" MRS. TILFORD (tartly)--"Now don't be silly. Noah built the ark." ...
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MRS. FUSSY--"John you're the most unreasonable man I ever met in my life." MR. FUSSY--"I don't doubt it. I'm the only one that ever married you." ...
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MRS. BENHAM--Our new minister's name is Stone. BENHAM--Well, there are sermons in stones. ...
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MRS. SWELLERY--What is the matter with my husband, doctor? PHYSICIAN--Appendicitis, madam. MRS. S.--I am so glad. I was afraid he might have something unfashionable. ...
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MRS. B.--Have you seen the new dance called "The Automobile?" MR. B.--No; sort of breakdown, I suppose? ...
My dear what makes you always yawn
"My dear, what makes you always yawn?" The wife exclaimed, her temper gone, "Is home so dull and dreary?" "Not so, my love," he said, "Not so; But man and wife are one, you know; And when alone I'm wear...
My dentist has an eagle eye And vicious tools he hacks with He's clever but I've come to think He'd make a better blacksmith
My dentist has an eagle eye And vicious tools he hacks with, He's clever, but I've come to think He'd make a better blacksmith. ...
My face is my fortune sir she said But her suitor saw right through her; She meant she could not cash a check Unless the banker knew her
"My face is my fortune, sir," she said, But her suitor saw right through her; She meant she could not cash a check, Unless the banker knew her. ...
My friend said the long-coated old man solemnly have you made preparation for the day of judgment
"My friend," said the long-coated old man, solemnly, "have you made preparation for the day of judgment?" "Sir," replied the young man, "that's how I make my living." "Young man!" "I'm employed in the sheriffs office." ...
My girl's father is an undertaker
"My girl's father is an undertaker. He has invented an automobile hearse. Folks are just dying to ride in it." ...
My lord said the foreman of an Irish jury when giving in his verdict we find the man who stole the mare not guilty
"My lord," said the foreman of an Irish jury when giving in his verdict, "we find the man who stole the mare not guilty." ...
My sister had a fright yesterday
"My sister had a fright yesterday. She had a black spider run up her arm." "That's nothing. I had a sewing machine run up the seam of my trousers." ...
My son said the good old man if you only work hard enough when you undertake a thing you're bound to be at the top when you've finished
"My son," said the good old man, "if you only work hard enough when you undertake a thing, you're bound to be at the top when you've finished." "But suppose I undertake to dig a well?" ...
Nature never allows anything to run to waist
"Nature never allows anything to run to waist." "Humph! You've never seen a Vermont girl of forty." ...
NEWLYWED-What do bachelors know about women
NEWLYWED-"What do bachelors know about women?" OLDBACH-"Lots; otherwise they would not be bachelors." ...
No indeed she said I can never be your wife
"No, indeed," she said, "I can never be your wife. Why, I had half a dozen offers before yours." "Huh!" rejoined the young man in the case. "That's nothing. I proposed to at least a dozen girls before I met you." ...
Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a baby of her own to kiss exclaimed Mrs
"Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a baby of her own to kiss," exclaimed Mrs. McBride, rapturously, as she fondled her firstborn. "My dear," replied her husband, pityingly, "you can never know the unutterable joy of bei...
Now comes the question which will make This life a bitter cup
Now comes the question which will make This life a bitter cup.... How many hoopskirts will it take To fill a trolley car up? ...
Now why remarked the little dog in speaking to the tree Would you say that the heart of you is like the tail of me
"Now, why," remarked the little dog, in speaking to the tree, "Would you say that the heart of you is like the tail of me?" The tree gave the conundrum up. The pup, with wisdom dark, Explained the matter saying, "It is farthest fro...
Of all the saws That I ever saw saw I never saw a saw Saw like this saw saws
Of all the saws That I ever saw saw, I never saw a saw Saw like this saw saws. ...
Of the heroine in one of the latest sensational novels it is said: Her eyes chained him to the spit
Of the heroine in one of the latest sensational novels it is said: "Her eyes chained him to the spit." She must have been links-eyed. ...