Most Viewed
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
|
My girl's father is an undertaker
Puns Home
"My girl's father is an undertaker. He has invented an automobile
hearse. Folks are just dying to ride in it."
Next: An Irishman comes to this country remains here ten years and
goes back to Ireland and dies
Previous: You ought to sleep well, You lie so easily
Viewed 639
|
Puns
Do I Bore You
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Hush Not So Loud
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
E
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
|
Dyeing.ca - Download the EBook Dying
Informational
