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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




My lord said the foreman of an Irish jury when giving in his verdict we find the man who stole the mare not guilty

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"My lord," said the foreman of an Irish jury when giving in his

verdict, "we find the man who stole the mare not guilty."











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I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
So Maude Is Happily Married
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Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success