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My son said the good old man if you only work hard enough when you undertake a thing you're bound to be at the top when you've finished

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"My son," said the good old man, "if you only work hard enough

when you undertake a thing, you're bound to be at the top when

you've finished."



"But suppose I undertake to dig a well?"











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What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
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