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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a baby of her own to kiss exclaimed Mrs

Puns Home









"Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a

baby of her own to kiss," exclaimed Mrs. McBride, rapturously, as

she fondled her firstborn.



"My dear," replied her husband, pityingly, "you can never know

the unutterable joy of being 'Next' in a crowded barber shop on

Saturday night."











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They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
What Is The Secret Of Success
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace