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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a baby of her own to kiss exclaimed Mrs

Puns Home









"Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a

baby of her own to kiss," exclaimed Mrs. McBride, rapturously, as

she fondled her firstborn.



"My dear," replied her husband, pityingly, "you can never know

the unutterable joy of being 'Next' in a crowded barber shop on

Saturday night."











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Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Mrs
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell