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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a
baby of her own to kiss exclaimed Mrs
Puns Home
"Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a
baby of her own to kiss," exclaimed Mrs. McBride, rapturously, as
she fondled her firstborn.
"My dear," replied her husband, pityingly, "you can never know
the unutterable joy of being 'Next' in a crowded barber shop on
Saturday night."
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Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off
The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt:
Now That's True Benevolence
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
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