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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Now why remarked the little dog in speaking to the tree
Would you say that the heart of you is like the tail of me
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"Now, why," remarked the little dog, in speaking to the tree,
"Would you say that the heart of you is like the tail of me?"
The tree gave the conundrum up. The pup, with wisdom dark,
Explained the matter saying, "It is farthest from the bark."
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George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses
So Often It's Brought To Your Minds
People Who Live In Glass Houses
Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
Lady--what
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Doing Anything Now Bill
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
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