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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Oh live and let live my man

Puns Home









"Oh, live and let live, my man."



"Yes, I'd look well, wouldn't I? I'm a butcher."











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Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
--when Mrs
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly