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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad
Puns Home
Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad!
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad!
But the sadness of her sadness,
And the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing to her madness when she's mad!
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Hush Not So Loud
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
The Street Car Lurched
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Little Mary Quite Contrary
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
When Was Money First Invented
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
If Tough Spells Tough
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