Once there was a war between the Roman people and the E-trus'cans who lived in the towns on the other side of the Ti-ber River. Por'se-na, the King of the E-trus-cans, raised a great army, and marched toward Rome. The city had never been in s... Read more of HORATIUS AT THE BRIDGE at Stories Poetry.comInformational Site Network Informational
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




OLD LADY (at a ball game)--Why do they call that a fowl

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OLD LADY (at a ball game)--"Why do they call that a fowl? I don't

see no feathers."



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Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Can You Swim Little Boy
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Cohen Left The Ball-game
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
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Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse