What is called the Line of Marriage is that mark or marks, as the case may be, found on the side of the Mount under the fourth finger. I will first proceed to give all the details possible about these lines, and then call my reader's attentio... Read more of Signs Relating To Marriage at Palm Readings.orgInformational Site Network Informational
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OLD LADY (at a ball game)--Why do they call that a fowl

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OLD LADY (at a ball game)--"Why do they call that a fowl? I don't

see no feathers."



O'RILEY--"No ma'am. It's a picked nine."











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Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
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Bill Had A Billboard
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