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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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OLD LADY (at a ball game)--Why do they call that a fowl
Puns Home
OLD LADY (at a ball game)--"Why do they call that a fowl? I don't
see no feathers."
O'RILEY--"No ma'am. It's a picked nine."
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I Am Quite Surprised Mr
--i Want To Be An Angel
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Scene--cabstand
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
What Have You Here
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
What Is The Secret Of Success
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