One day in the dining-car the boy across the aisle got to
laughing so he couldn't stop
"One day in the dining-car, the boy across the aisle got to
laughing so, he couldn't stop. I said to his mother, 'that boy
needs a spanking.' She said, 'well, I don't believe in spanking a
boy on a full stomach.' I said, 'neither do I. Turn him over-'"