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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
What A Distinguished Looking Man
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
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