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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
When Was Money First Invented
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Mrs
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly