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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Well Have You Anything To Say
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
What's The Matter Here
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey