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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Our new Congressman has made himself very popular

Puns Home









"Our new Congressman has made himself very popular."



"What has he done?"



"Introduced a bill declaring it a penal offence for a man to ask

for a haircut or shampoo on Saturday afternoon."











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An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
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Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
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