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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Our new Congressman has made himself very popular

Puns Home









"Our new Congressman has made himself very popular."



"What has he done?"



"Introduced a bill declaring it a penal offence for a man to ask

for a haircut or shampoo on Saturday afternoon."











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He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
--i Want To Be An Angel
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Tom--what's That
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Bill Had A Billboard
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be