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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Pa what branches did you take when you went to school

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"Pa, what branches did you take when you went to school?"



"I never went to high school, son, but when I attended the little

log school-house they used mostly hickory and beech and willow."











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Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
What's The Matter John
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
What's The Matter With Smith
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous