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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Pa what does Sioux Falls S
Puns Home
"Pa, what does Sioux Falls, S.D., mean?"
"Eh? Sioux Falls is the name of a town."
"And what's S.D.?"
"Swift divorce, of course."
Next: A watch's fate is hard indeed
For when it's not in soak
It's set back if it gets ahead
And scorned whene'er it's broke
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You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Wife--got A Dollar
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Mr
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
The Hawk Was Dozing
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
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