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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




PAT--Who is being lowered into a well; Sthop will ye Murphy

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PAT--Who is being lowered into a well; "Sthop, will ye, Murphy?

Oi want to coom up again."



MURPHY--Still letting him down, "Phat for?"



PAT--"Oi'll Show ye. Af ye don't sthop lettin' me doon, Oi'll cut

the rope."











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Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
What's The Matter Here
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
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Husband--where's Your Mistress
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
I Will Not Sit That Way