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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Pat said one Catholic friend to another

Puns Home

"Pat," said one Catholic friend to another, "how would you like

to be buried in a Protestant graveyard?"

"Faith an' I'd die first!"

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I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
What Is Love
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
The Hawk Was Dozing
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening