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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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"Pat," said one Catholic friend to another, "how would you like

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The Hawk Was Dozing
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
He's A Professional Grafter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
What A Distinguished Looking Man
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
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Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
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They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Why Are You Sad Bill
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
How Is Your House Heated
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling