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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Paw can an honest man play poker

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"Paw, can an honest man play poker?"



"Yes, Tommy; but he can't win anything."











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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Let Me See Said The Minister
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Can You Swim Little Boy
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Hush Not So Loud
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
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