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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Paw can an honest man play poker

Puns Home











"Paw, can an honest man play poker?"



"Yes, Tommy; but he can't win anything."











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Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Lady--what
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
What Is Love
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
And So Prof
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Mr
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Wife--got A Dollar
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush