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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Permit me then to die at your feet
Puns Home
"Permit me, then, to die at your feet!" he cried desperately.
She shivered.
"I see no objection to that," she answered. "All papa said was
that you mustn't hang around here."
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Lady--what
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Let Me See Said The Minister
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Mrs
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
--i Want To Be An Angel
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
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