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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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PERSONAL--'A young woman to whom black is particularly
becoming would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object
widowhood
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PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly
becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object,
widowhood.'"
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The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Diner--hello
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
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