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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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PLAYWRIGHT--There is a great climax in the last act
Puns Home
PLAYWRIGHT--"There is a great climax in the last act. Just as two
burglars climb in the kitchen window the clock strikes one;
then----"
MANAGER CONN--"Be more explicit. Which one did the clock strike?"
Next: I sent a dollar last week said the Good thing in answer to
that advertisement offering a method of saving one-half my gas
bills
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Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
Are You The Photographer
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
What Do You Think Of Windig
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
The Hawk Was Dozing
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Is The Proprietor In
Tom--what's That
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
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