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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
Pressed for work--cider.
Never out of print--the calico counter.
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Lady--what
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
You Were Thrown Out
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
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