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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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RAILWAY CLERK--Another accident on the road to-day sir
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RAILWAY CLERK--Another accident on the road to-day, sir.
MANAGER--Indeed; What now?
CLERK--Man dislocated his neck trying to read our new time table.
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A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Gee Whizz
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Are Your Folks Well To Do
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