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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




RAILWAY CLERK--Another accident on the road to-day sir

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RAILWAY CLERK--Another accident on the road to-day, sir.



MANAGER--Indeed; What now?



CLERK--Man dislocated his neck trying to read our new time table.











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Puns

Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Mrs
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Wife--got A Dollar
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Mrs
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel