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RAILWAY CLERK--Another accident on the road to-day sir

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RAILWAY CLERK--Another accident on the road to-day, sir.



MANAGER--Indeed; What now?



CLERK--Man dislocated his neck trying to read our new time table.











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Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
I'll Admit Said Mrs
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
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I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
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