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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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REGULAR CALLER--I'd like to see your father Tommy if he isn't
engaged
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REGULAR CALLER--"I'd like to see your father, Tommy, if he isn't
engaged."
TOMMY--"He is; but what is the matter with Clara? She isn't
engaged."
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Wife--got A Dollar
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Tom--what's That
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
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