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REGULAR CALLER--I'd like to see your father Tommy if he isn't engaged

Puns Home









REGULAR CALLER--"I'd like to see your father, Tommy, if he isn't

engaged."



TOMMY--"He is; but what is the matter with Clara? She isn't

engaged."











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And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
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He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
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