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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

REGULAR CALLER--I'd like to see your father Tommy if he isn't engaged

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REGULAR CALLER--"I'd like to see your father, Tommy, if he isn't


TOMMY--"He is; but what is the matter with Clara? She isn't


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And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Let Me See Said The Minister
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay