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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Said she How beautiful is nature

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Said she, "How beautiful is nature!"

Said the young man, "Yes, quite true;"

Then, added, as he viewed her complexion,

"And art is quite beautiful, too."











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How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Husband--where's Your Mistress
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home