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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Said she How beautiful is nature

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Said she, "How beautiful is nature!"

Said the young man, "Yes, quite true;"

Then, added, as he viewed her complexion,

"And art is quite beautiful, too."











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Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
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Gee Whizz
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What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
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Hush Not So Loud
Guest--what Have You Got
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
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I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
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