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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Said she How beautiful is nature

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Said she, "How beautiful is nature!"

Said the young man, "Yes, quite true;"

Then, added, as he viewed her complexion,

"And art is quite beautiful, too."











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You Own Your Own House Don't You
If Tough Spells Tough
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Do You Believe In Luck
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
What Do You Think Of Windig
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower