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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Said she How beautiful is nature

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Said she, "How beautiful is nature!"

Said the young man, "Yes, quite true;"

Then, added, as he viewed her complexion,

"And art is quite beautiful, too."











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I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Why The Bare Idea
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Pressed For Work--cider
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
If Tough Spells Tough
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs