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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Say Dad what is an expert accountant
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"Say Dad, what is an expert accountant?"
"An expert accountant," replied the father, "is a man who becomes
famous by robbing a bank for two years before he is discovered."
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Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Mrs
Electricity Is A Great Educator
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Do I Bore You
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
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