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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Says his lordship to Thomas Your rent I must raise
I'm so plaguily pinch'd for the pelf
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Says his lordship to Thomas, "Your rent I must raise,
I'm so plaguily pinch'd for the pelf."
"Raise my rent!" replies Thomas; "your honor's main good.
For I never can raise it myself."
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What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
What's The Matter Here
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
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