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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SCENE--Cabstand

Puns Home









SCENE--Cabstand. Lady distributing tracts, hands one to cabby,

who glances at it, hands it back and says politely, "Thank you,

lady, but I'm a married man." Lady nervously looks at the title,

and reading, "Abide with me," hurriedly departs, to the great

amusement of cabby.











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No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Mrs
Husband--where's Your Mistress
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Are You An Amateur Photographer
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
You Were Thrown Out
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Curious Isn't It
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours