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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SCENE--Cabstand
Puns Home
SCENE--Cabstand. Lady distributing tracts, hands one to cabby,
who glances at it, hands it back and says politely, "Thank you,
lady, but I'm a married man." Lady nervously looks at the title,
and reading, "Abide with me," hurriedly departs, to the great
amusement of cabby.
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I'm so plaguily pinch'd for the pelf
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Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
How Is Your House Heated
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
What Is The Secret Of Success
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
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