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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven

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SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven.



GRUFF HUSBAND--You did, eh? Why the deuce didn't you stay there?











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Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
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He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
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Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Are You The Photographer
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd