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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven

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SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven.



GRUFF HUSBAND--You did, eh? Why the deuce didn't you stay there?











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I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
How Is Your House Heated
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Is The Proprietor In
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Ah
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife