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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven

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SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven.



GRUFF HUSBAND--You did, eh? Why the deuce didn't you stay there?











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I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Diner--hello
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
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Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent