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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven

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SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven.



GRUFF HUSBAND--You did, eh? Why the deuce didn't you stay there?











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They Say Corporations Have No Soul
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
What's The Matter Here
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Are You The Photographer
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
I Will Not Sit That Way
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant