TO INCREASE YOUR MAGIC POWERS JUST CHANT (WITH FEELING): I TAKE THE POWER IN MY HANDS FROM AIR AND FIRE WATER AND LAND POWER OF THE ANGELS AND DIVINITY MOVES AND PULSATES THE ENERGY IN ME I BUILD I BIRTH I BRING FORM I RAISE WITH MIGHT AN ENERGY STOR... Read more of Power Chant at White Magic.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
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SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven

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SENTIMENTAL WIFE--Last night I dreamt that I was in heaven.



GRUFF HUSBAND--You did, eh? Why the deuce didn't you stay there?











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Curious Isn't It
What Is The Secret Of Success
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
So Maude Is Happily Married
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It