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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Servant--The plumber says this check should be $5 more
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Servant--The plumber says this check should be $5 more.
Castleton--But it's the amount asked for.
"Yes, sir. But you've kept him waitin' for nearly an
hour."--Life.
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Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
You Were Thrown Out
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Are You The Photographer
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Mrs
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Scene--cabstand
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
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