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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SHE--A writer says that in order to succeed a man must be
ninety-five per cent
Puns Home
SHE--"A writer says that in order to succeed a man must be
ninety-five per cent. backbone."
HE--"Oh, I don't know. A good many who have managed to arrive are
ninety-five per cent. cheek."
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Puns
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
What's The Matter Here
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
After All You Know Said Mr
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
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