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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SHE--Are you fond of tea
Puns Home
SHE--"Are you fond of tea?"
HE--"Yes; but I like the next letter better."
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Puns
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Let Me See Said The Minister
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
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