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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

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Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
The Hawk Was Dozing
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Only Tells Half
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Guest--what Have You Got
After All You Know Said Mr
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day