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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
You Were Thrown Out
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You