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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--I think this a lovely hat you bought me George but really it's a sin to pay $50

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SHE--"I think this a lovely hat you bought me, George, but really

it's a sin to pay $50.00 for it."



HE--"Well, the sin is on your own head, not mine."











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She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Gee Whizz
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Mrs