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SHE--They say that your father is a millionaire

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SHE--"They say that your father is a millionaire. Is it true?"



HE--"Yes; and, strange to say, I am one also."



SHE--"How do you make that out?"



HE--"Why, I am the only child, therefore I am a million heir,

of course."











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