The enemies of poise are many and of different origins, both of feeling and of impulse. They all tend, however, toward the same result, the cessation of effort under pretexts more or less specious. It is of no use deceiving ourselves. La... Read more of THE ENEMIES OF POISE at Difficult.caInformational Site Network Informational
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SHE--They say that your father is a millionaire

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SHE--"They say that your father is a millionaire. Is it true?"



HE--"Yes; and, strange to say, I am one also."



SHE--"How do you make that out?"



HE--"Why, I am the only child, therefore I am a million heir,

of course."











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