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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




She--They say the eyes are the windows of the soul I believe

Puns Home









She--They say the eyes are the windows of the soul, I believe.



He--Yes; and when a man goes into a drug store and shuts a window

quickly, the clerk knows just about what the poor soul wants.











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Puns

Mr
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
What Is The Secret Of Success
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Curious Isn't It
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
I'm Nearly Starved
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg