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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




She--They say the eyes are the windows of the soul I believe

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She--They say the eyes are the windows of the soul, I believe.



He--Yes; and when a man goes into a drug store and shuts a window

quickly, the clerk knows just about what the poor soul wants.











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He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
I'm Nearly Starved
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Mr
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening