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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea
Puns Home
SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea?
HE--Because it hugs the shore, I guess.
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Puns
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
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