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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea

Puns Home









SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea?



HE--Because it hugs the shore, I guess.











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The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
When Was Money First Invented
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
--when Mrs
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
--i Want To Be An Angel
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
After All You Know Said Mr
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
If Pearl Street Is Crooked