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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea

Puns Home









SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea?



HE--Because it hugs the shore, I guess.











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City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Mrs
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
Gee Whizz
--when Mrs
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Is It Raining Girls
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
If Tough Spells Tough
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter