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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea

Puns Home









SHE--Why do they call it an arm of the sea?



HE--Because it hugs the shore, I guess.











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Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
What's The Matter Here
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Were You Attached To The Place
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping