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SHE--You say your automobile has been acting strangely all day

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SHE--"You say your automobile has been acting strangely all day?"



HE--"Yes; it has stopped I don't know how many times."



SHE--"And what are you putting the oil on it for?"



HE--"To stop it stopping."











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