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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SHE--You used to call me the light of your life
Puns Home
SHE--"You used to call me the light of your life."
HE--"Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it
burning."
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Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
--i Want To Be An Angel
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
I'm Nearly Starved
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