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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--You used to call me the light of your life

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SHE--"You used to call me the light of your life."



HE--"Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it

burning."











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I'm Nearly Starved
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
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Is The Proprietor In
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Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Are You Engaged
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Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
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