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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--You used to call me the light of your life

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SHE--"You used to call me the light of your life."



HE--"Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it

burning."











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A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
I'll Admit Said Mrs
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Young M
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Guest--what Have You Got
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March