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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--You used to call me the light of your life

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SHE--"You used to call me the light of your life."



HE--"Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it

burning."











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Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
So Maude Is Happily Married
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke