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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




SHE--You used to call me the light of your life

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SHE--"You used to call me the light of your life."



HE--"Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it

burning."











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