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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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She wants to be punctual always on time
So carries her watch where she goes
Puns Home
She wants to be punctual, always on time,
So carries her watch where she goes.
And if you examine her wardrobe you'll find
She even has clocks on her hose.
Next: MERCHANT (to his confidential clerk)--Here's a letter from Mr
Previous: He was a genial smiling man
And fond of whisky plain
But when he joined the temperance club
He never smiled again
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First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses
So Often It's Brought To Your Minds
People Who Live In Glass Houses
Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
Can You Swim Little Boy
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
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