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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SILLICUS--Do you think we shall know each other in the hereafter
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SILLICUS--Do you think we shall know each other in the hereafter?
CYNICUS--I hope so. Few of us really know each other here.
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I'll Admit Said Mrs
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Harold Began His Wife
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
We Are Told That Gen
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Let Me See Said The Minister
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
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