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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




So her second husband is a tenor

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"So her second husband is a tenor?"



"Yes; she says her first was a bass deceiver!"











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Little Mary Quite Contrary
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
The Street Car Lurched
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Maud--how Do You Define Love
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere