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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




So her second husband is a tenor

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"So her second husband is a tenor?"



"Yes; she says her first was a bass deceiver!"











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Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Special Rules For Guests
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
So Maude Is Happily Married
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Mrs
An Excellent Reason
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog