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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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So her second husband is a tenor
Puns Home
"So her second husband is a tenor?"
"Yes; she says her first was a bass deceiver!"
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He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
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