Most Viewed
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
|
So Maude is happily married
Puns Home
"So Maude is happily married?"
"Happily? I should say she is! Why she married a somnambulist,
who gets up in his sleep every morning and builds the fire."
Next: Two Hebrews went to a Mills Hotel and were obliged to take a bath
before retiring
Previous: It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife Crystal because
she is always on the watch
Viewed 475
|
Puns
Special Rules For Guests
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
How Are You To-day
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Where Are You Working Now
If Tough Spells Tough
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
Pressed For Work--cider
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
|
