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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove

Puns Home










"So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove! Don't you think that was a

good deal?"



"Yes, but they threw in a cook with it: she was warranted to stay

two years!"











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I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
So Maude Is Happily Married
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Mrs
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take