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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove

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"So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove! Don't you think that was a

good deal?"



"Yes, but they threw in a cook with it: she was warranted to stay

two years!"











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So Maude Is Happily Married
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Are You An Amateur Photographer
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Knock And The World Knocks With You
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
Mrs
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Husband--where's Your Mistress