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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove
Puns Home
"So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove! Don't you think that was a
good deal?"
"Yes, but they threw in a cook with it: she was warranted to stay
two years!"
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It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
What Is Love
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
The Street Car Lurched
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
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