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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove

Puns Home










"So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove! Don't you think that was a

good deal?"



"Yes, but they threw in a cook with it: she was warranted to stay

two years!"











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Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Curious Isn't It
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
An Excellent Reason
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Mrs
We Are Told That Gen
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist