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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Some men are easily satisfied remarked the Observer of Events and Things

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"Some men are easily satisfied," remarked the Observer of Events

and Things. "There is the clock-maker, for instance, he never

gets any extra pay, and yet every day he works overtime."











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It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Lady--what
You Were Thrown Out
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He