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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Some men are easily satisfied remarked the Observer of Events and Things

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"Some men are easily satisfied," remarked the Observer of Events

and Things. "There is the clock-maker, for instance, he never

gets any extra pay, and yet every day he works overtime."











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Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Why Are You Sad Bill
Bill Had A Billboard
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Special Rules For Guests
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Is It Raining Girls
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
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Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country