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Some one threw a head of cabbage at an Irish orator while he was making a speech once

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Some one threw a head of cabbage at an Irish orator while he was

making a speech once. He paused a second, and said: "Gentlemen, I

only asked for your ears, I don't care for your heads!" He was

not bothered any more during the remainder of his speech.











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Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
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