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Some one threw a head of cabbage at an Irish orator while he was making a speech once

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Some one threw a head of cabbage at an Irish orator while he was

making a speech once. He paused a second, and said: "Gentlemen, I

only asked for your ears, I don't care for your heads!" He was

not bothered any more during the remainder of his speech.











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