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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day

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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Some people who jump at conclusions lose sight of the hurdles

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Some people who jump at conclusions lose sight of the hurdles.

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I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry