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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Some people who jump at conclusions lose sight of the hurdles

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The Hawk Was Dozing
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Mrs
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam