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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Speaking of accommodating hotel clerks remarked a Portland
commercial traveller the best I ever saw was in a town near
Bangor
Puns Home
"Speaking of accommodating hotel clerks," remarked a Portland
commercial traveller, "the best I ever saw was in a town near
Bangor. Just before I retired I heard a scampering under the bed
and looked under, expecting to see a burglar. Instead I saw a
couple of large rats just escaping into their hole. I dressed and
went down to the office and put in a big kick. The clerk was as
serene as a summer's breeze.
"'I'll fix that, all right, sir,' he said. 'Front! Take a cat to
23 at once.'"
Next: A recent school examination in England elicited the following
definitions:
Noah's wife wrote one boy was called Joan of Arc
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A Dude From St
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
Are You The Photographer
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Can You Swim Little Boy
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
How Are You To-day
What's The Matter With Smith
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
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