Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Speaking of accommodating hotel clerks remarked a Portland commercial traveller the best I ever saw was in a town near Bangor

Puns Home









"Speaking of accommodating hotel clerks," remarked a Portland

commercial traveller, "the best I ever saw was in a town near

Bangor. Just before I retired I heard a scampering under the bed

and looked under, expecting to see a burglar. Instead I saw a

couple of large rats just escaping into their hole. I dressed and

went down to the office and put in a big kick. The clerk was as

serene as a summer's breeze.



"'I'll fix that, all right, sir,' he said. 'Front! Take a cat to

23 at once.'"











Next: A recent school examination in England elicited the following definitions: Noah's wife wrote one boy was called Joan of Arc

Previous: Now comes the question which will make This life a bitter cup



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1529



Puns

Gee Whizz
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Where Are You Working Now
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Why Are You Sad Bill
Wife--got A Dollar
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake