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I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
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How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
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We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
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SPECIAL RULES FOR GUESTS
Puns Home
SPECIAL RULES FOR GUESTS.
1--Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter.
2--Guests wishing to get up without being called can have
self-raising flour for supper.
3--The hotel is supported by a beautiful cemetery; hearses to
hire, 25c. a day.
4--Guests wishing to do a little driving will find a hammer and
nails in the closet.
5--If the room gets too warm, open the window and see the fire
escape.
6--If you're fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift the
mattress and see the bed spring.
7--If your lamp goes out, take a feather out of the pillow; that's
light enough for any room.
8--Any one troubled with nightmare will find a halter on the
bed-post.
9--Don't worry about paying your bill; the house is supported by
the foundation.
J. WISE, Prop.
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The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
He's A Professional Grafter
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
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A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
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This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
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I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
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--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
An Emblem Of Tenuity
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Behold The Corset-and You'll See
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Player
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
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